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BEVERLY SEEKING TALENT
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Beverly is seeking talented actors, writers, comedians, singers, dancers or specialty acts for upcoming live comedy/variety
shows and her new internet TV show she is in the process of developing. Comedy actors who write are especially valued.
If you are a true professional, which means you work on your craft, you show up on time, you work well with people and
you are able to help bring in an audience, Beverly wants you to send your photo and resume to BevLouBonner@yahoo.com or if you don't have e-mail, leave your phone number at 212-946-5344.
THE GLORIA GLITTER SHOW AUDITIONS
BRIEF SYNOPSIS OF GLORIA GLITTER SHOW
As of June 30, 2011
Gloria Glitter is the mature
and sexy star of a low budget live late TV show with her production office located on the Bowery. She fancies herself in the ranks of Jay Leno and David Lettermen and lives up to her Glitter name (you’ll
understand this when you see her). She is from the old school of show business
where people became stars from working hard in the “Biz”, not from deviate behavior on a Reality Show, one of
her big pet peeves. Gloria says, “why should I have gone to drama school
and spent years on stage developing my craft as an extra on movie sets, hoping and praying to be a star when all I had to
do was stop wearing underwear and lift my skirt in public and presto, I would be a offered my own reality show!”
Gloria is extremely jealous
of Wendy Williams but worships Oprah. She is excited that Oprah has told the
world she is hanging up her show next year so Gloria figures she is the heir apparent and why not?! They are both female TV talk hosts, both big and both Black, who but Gloria should step in her shoes. Not Monique!!!! That overbearing b_ _tch
who thinks she is all that because she won an Oscar this year! Gloria’s
best friend Evelyn is the unfortunate recipient of all of Gloria’s angst
not to mention taking care of all the duties the rest of the staff are not following through on.
Gloria is surrounded by a conceited
male chauvinist producer who uses the show to seduce very young women who end up as Assistants to Gloria, i.e. her latest
dumb Assistant, Mary-Lou-Beth Jane Rose Brown,
who hails from Peetawkut, North Carolina.
Milton
Beanhead is Gloria’s resident fan and low level advertiser who is often on the show being interviewed by Gloria because
she has no other choice, he may be an annoying creep, but he is her biggest advertiser.
Coke and Pepsi do not return the show’s calls. He is presently working
on his sexual memoirs of called “I’ll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours.”
This
is only a short list of characters surrounding Gloria, with her red lips and big hips, she’s the Lady Ga Ga of the Baby
Boomer set. Gloria figures she has only so many years left to hit the high marks
and better step up her social climbing to stardom before the old rocking chair of life gets her.
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live, scripted and improvisational show, it changes every week just like real TV Live TV Talk shows do with different special
guests and different jokes that Gloria freely steals from other late night talk shows’ monologues.
Join
the world of GLORIA GLITTER, but fair warning----her land of laughs is deliciously addictive.
EPISODE I
“A DAY IN THE LIFE OF GLORIA GLITTER”
(Revised June 30th, 2011)
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Auditioners
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Daily search for some “real” talent. Gloria
and Evelyn won’t find it in this bunch. Well “one,” but she
is soon to split for greener pleasures.
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Breakfast Auditioner
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Young and lovely, she will expose her “talents” at the drop of a hat or bagel, “Here’s
your breakfast and my audition!” Erik likes her moves.
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Chiquita, Gloria’s Niece
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Oh know she did-ent show up at Gloria’s offices, unannounced with all her drama; kids, men,
family and money issues.
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Domingo
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Good-looking, Latino or Jewish/Puerto Rican, ambitious promoter for Gloria, but has no clue how she
needs to be promoted, too busy making connections for himself.
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Erik Storm
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Producer of Gloria Glitter’s TV show, talk, any race, good looking, 30s or 40s or 50s, vain,
mean, brutal, has yet to see a woman he doesn’t want to bed, constantly gets involved with models or very young impressionable
women, the dumber the better, often they end up working for Gloria. Ambitious,
he is just waiting to jump into a position at a TV Show that has millions of viewers, meanwhile he’ll hang at Gloria’s
small potatoes show until one of her connections puts him into the A Group of TV Shows.
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Evelyn Keys
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Gloria’s Manager/Booker/Director, 50s, any race, attractive, well dressed, best friend, loyal
and one of the few people who will tell Gloria what she really thinks, no nonsense type.
She and Gloria have been friends since high school and they have shared all the ups and downs of each other’s
lives over the years.
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Gloria Glitter
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THE QUEEN OF THE SHOW, THE STAR OF HER LITTLE PATHETIC TV SHOW WORLD, SHE’S ALL THAT AND GLITTERS
TOO
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Gloria’s Mother |
Keeps breaking out of the expensive Senior Citizen facility that is paid for by Gloria. She can’t understand why Gloria is not in Oprah’s financial league.
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Mandingo, Jr.
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Young South African Male Chauvinist Piglet. “A
Woman’s place is wherever he tells her that her place is.”
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Mary-Lou-Beth Jane Rose Brown
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Gloria’s Assistant, 20s or 30s, white, trailer park up-bringing, one of Erik’s cast off
lovers. She is very dumb or maybe she is dumb like a fox? Constantly makes mistakes. Why does Gloria keep letting Erik
dump these cast offs in her office?
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Breakfast Stalker
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From auditioning to stalking Gloria, she makes this transition in one quick scary swoop.
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Ramon
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Good-Looking Production Assistant, Latino or Italian, he dreams of his career at Magician, picks pockets
to keep his game smooth, all about getting his own Magic Reality Show. So much
to steal, so little time.
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Milton Beanhead |
He is top Advertiser for the Gloria Glitter Show. Miniature in statute, he is big in creepy personality,
loves the hold he has over the show and Gloria and takes full advantage of the situation.
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Tony So-spamo |
The neighborhood mob guy. |
To be considered,
please send photo/resume and any performance links you may have to:
BevLouBonner@yahoo.com or BevLouBonner@aol.com, call ONLY if you don’t have an e-mail address: 212-946-5344
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